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A recent scientific
study by World Health Organization scientists predicts that
natural blondes are slowly becoming extinct. Blonde hair occurs naturally
only in people whose genealogy is from Northern Europe.
The gene that causes blondeness must be present in both sides of the family in the grandparents' generation in order to produce a child with blonde hair. According to the scientists, there now exists too few people in the world that carry the blonde gene for it to survive. It’s estimated that natural blondes could be extinct within 200 years. Professor Jonathan Rees from Edinburgh University is leading the
two-year study into the genetics of blondes. Scientists believe blondes
will survive longest in Scandinavia where they are most concentrated,
and expect the last true blond to born in Finland. But there is hope… The Sun, Britain’s biggest selling newspaper has started a campaign to save these “proud, magnificent creatures.” “Now we are launching a vital new campaign to Save Our Blondes. It is a sort of World Wildnights Fund.” In order to supplement this truly worthwhile effort, we here at Blondicapped, Inc. have decided to do our own part towards Blonde Conservation by issuing a call for male volunteers to participate in our own Blonde Captive Breeding Program. Prospective volunteers will be screened based on several key variables, such as physical appearance, age, income, type of vehicle they drive, whether they own or rent, etc. Once screened, they will then be asked to participate in our own reality based TV show… Blonde Bachelorette, where they’ll compete for the privilege of marrying one of our endangered natural blondes. Volunteers who are not selected on the show will be “tagged and released” in order to be tracked for participation in future shows. BEING ENDANGERED ISN'T EASY!! |
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